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Swifties Get Out of Shape After Julia Roberts Flirts With Travis Kelce

Swifties Get Out of Shape After Julia Roberts Flirts With Travis Kelce

It all started with the video of Julia Roberts hugging Travis Kelce in the stands of The Eras Tour in Dublin. She got all affectionate and the Swifties got their collective panties in a collective bunch.

Nikki Glaser was on that show with her parents, Julie and Edward, and she posted a video of her mother responding to Roberts and Kelce’s video in which Julie called Roberts “gross.” Of course, that made headlines, because the internet is dead. Glaser then posted another video of her parents responding to the headlines about their alleged diss. Julie said, “I’m gonna kill somebody,” in response, while Edward said they misquoted him and didn’t add what he thought was his best line, “She’s used to people agreeing to whatever she wants,” referring to Roberts, and added, “I’ll agree to whatever she wants.” (Yes, a very good line.) Julie then “retracted” the word “gross,” saying instead that she actually meant “weird” and called Roberts a “good actress” but “a terrible flirt.”

That video made headlines as an official “apology” from the Glasers and everyone got a good laugh out of it too. Nikki then posted another video of her mother singing “My reputation’s never been worse,” explaining that she and Roberts had put the drama behind them.

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“She doesn’t know you exist,” Nikki pointed out.

“She doesn’t know I exist, but in case she does, I want her to know, ‘I love you, Julia,’” Julie replied.

This is exactly the kind of thing my mom would get in trouble for if she went drinking with me in Ireland, so I think it’s great. Too bad Julia Roberts will never know about it, because I’m not sure Julia Roberts has ever been on the internet.