Cuffing season will be here sooner than we think, and if it continues like this, many people will be without cuffs.
Hey friends, this is the Bachelorette of the QC. Once again this week I have lost my faith in the single population on dating apps. I know there are smart, educated princes and princesses out there, but my goodness, there are a lot of frogs too.
Cuffing season (technically) starts in October and lasts through March, and it really starts when everyone gets collectively excited about pumpkin patches and can’t bear the thought of going there alone.
So, if you’re planning on trying out dating apps soon, I’d like to give you some advice to help you get the ball rolling when it comes to making connections.
6. Take interesting photos
Gym selfies, shirtless selfies, wedding photos (don’t make me choose you from a group), car selfies: they are all exaggerated. Take photos with your pet, at work, or doing something you enjoy. It’s a way to express your personality without words and help us figure out if we like you.
5. We know you like the gym
The people who mention the gym once (or five times) in their pictures and dating app references generally have the personality of a wet paper towel. If that’s the case with you, find yourself some hobbies.
4. Don’t mention pineapple pizza or getting your hoodie back
I’m not sure guys realize how common this is. It’s an automatic no if the profile mentions a “controversial” opinion about pineapple on pizza, a “special talent” for getting your hoodie back after borrowing it, or being “competitive at everything.” I’ve never had an interesting conversation with someone whose profile included such things.
3. Don’t just like a photo, comment on it.
I hate starting conversations, so it’s much easier for me if a guy sends a comment (however stupid) on my profile to get the ball rolling. When I’m scrolling, I’ll comment on a picture or prompt before I “like” a picture.
2. Lying is pointless.
I have a journalistic background. People are clever. Do you really think you can get away with this 20-year-old age lie, different name and fake picture as long as Google exists? Be honest.
1. Don’t use too many dating apps
The dating world is inherently shitty and apps don’t help. Matchmakers recommend having a dating app and turning off notifications for it. I kind of do that too, but I just ignore the notifications until I forget about them for 72 hours.
We wish you the best of luck as you prepare for cuffing season! May the odds always be on your side.
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