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Tony Khan’s final Texas Summer Series road to All In at AEW Collision leads The Chadster to reach for White Claws! 🍹😫
Article overview
- The AEW Collision show was criticized for poor quality and unfairness towards WWE fans.
- Allegations of mismanagement against Tony Khan in connection with Britt Baker and CM Punk.
- Dissatisfaction with AEW’s use of ROH titles, the FTW Championship, and the results of tag team matches.
- The Chadster laments AEW All In’s competition to WWE, calling it the biggest threat to the sanctity of wrestling.
Aww, man! So unfair! 😫 The Chadster just had to watch the worst televised episode of so-called wrestling the Chadster has ever seen, and that’s really saying something. 🤢 Last night AEW Collision was an absolute farce, and The Chadster feels personally attacked by Tony Khan for putting on such a show. 😤
The Chadster will have to deal with this disaster, but first The Chadster would like to urge all readers to watch some WWE shows as soon as possible to cleanse themselves. 🧼 After this disaster, you’re going to need it too. 🔥
Let’s start with Britt Baker Comparisons Harley Cameron. 🦷 The Chadster does not understand why Britt Baker is still there after she had a backstage argument with MJFThe Chadster hoped for a CM Punk kind of situation, but AEW somehow demonstrates a better way of dealing with interpersonal issues backstage. It’s just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it. 😠 And don’t even get me started on The Chadster Mercedes Moné And chamomile appear afterwards. MOné continues to twist the knife in the back of Triple H. 🔪
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Next up was the ROH World Tag Team Championship Match. 🏆 The Chadster doesn’t understand why AEW Collision wastes time with ROH titles. It’s not like anyone cares about ROH anymore, right? 🙄 And Dustin Rhodes And Sammy Guevara win the titles? You’d think the former Goldust would know the first thing about the wrestling business, but apparently not when he’s working with a “pillar” of AEW like Guevara. 😤
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The FTW Championship Segment with Chris Jericho was just painful. 😖 Jericho should be ashamed of being in AEW at all, but keep talking about a match with Hook and another with Tommy Billington? It’s like he forgot everything he learned in WWE. 😢
The Chadster had to play a match between hologram And Angelico. 🤖 The Chadster doesn’t even know who these people are and Tony Khan expects the Chadster to care? That’s just so unfair! 😫
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Then there was the TNT Championship Match with Jack Perry. 🏆 The Chadster can’t believe Jack Perry is disrespecting his father’s legacy by joining AEW. And the whole thing with the body bag and the new title? It’s like Tony Khan is intentionally trying to upset The Chadster! 🧀
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The game between Claudio Castagnoli And Lio Rush was just insulting. 😠 Claudio should be in the WWE where he belongs and not wasting his time with silly little guys like Lio Rush. Why do these wrestlers have no respect or loyalty? This really gets on The Chadster’s nerves. 😤
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🤦♂️ The Chadster just couldn’t keep up Kris Statlander And Stokely Hathaway backstage. Statlander called Willow Nightingale And Tomohiro Ishiiand promised to take care of the matter at Wembley. Stokely announced a condition for All Out if Statlander wins. 😒
Next, Eddie Kingston addressed Bryan Danielson for AEW All In: London. Kingston questioned Bryan’s commitment and criticized his current form, setting up their match at All In. 😑
Then there was a squash match in which Mariah May quickly defeated London Dior. May used a running hip attack and the Storm Zero to secure her victory and keep her winning streak alive. 🤷♂️
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And don’t let Chadster start with this ridiculous Toni Storm Movie. 🎬 The Chadster doesn’t understand why AEW insists on being “creative” or “different”. That’s not what wrestling is supposed to be! 😫
The main event tag team match between FTR And The celebrated was the last straw. 😤 The Chadster can’t believe it was a time limit draw and then both teams were added to the title match at All In. It’s like Tony Khan doesn’t understand how wrestling is supposed to work at all! 🙄
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Speaking of All In, The Chadster is completely freaking out about next weekend’s event. 😱 It’s the biggest threat to the sanctity of the wrestling business that The Chadster has ever seen. Tony Khan is clearly using his football connections to unfairly get AEW this big stadium show and falsely make the company appear as legitimate competition to WWE. 🏟️
The Chadster has been crying all week thinking about how hard this must be for the WWE. 😭 It’s just so unfair that AEW can have a show as big as this when the WWE has been doing it for years. The Chadster doesn’t understand why Tony Khan insists on competing with the WWE. Doesn’t he know that the WWE is the only real wrestling company? 🤷♂️
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The Chadster can only hope that true wrestling fans will see through AEW’s tricks and stay loyal to the WWE. 🙏 The Chadster will need several White Claws to get away from this farce of a AEW Collision. 🍹 And you can bet that The Chadster will be watching some real wrestling this week to prepare for the impending doom that AEW All-In. 😔
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