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Trader Joe’s employees hate it when you think your bag can override the laws of nature:
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Trader Joe’s employees hate it when you ask for the impossible:
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Trader Joe’s employees hate it when people don’t see how absurd the store really is:
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Or if you think you can pinpoint the exact moment when the Chicken Tikka Masala ran out:
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Trader Joe’s employees hate it when people think they’re not packing pros:
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Trader Joe’s employees hate it when you remember your bags at the last second:
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Trader Joe’s employees can’t stand it when you pretend to be absolutely fascinated by the back of a salad dressing bottle instead of helping with the packing:
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Trader Joe’s employees hate it when you don’t remove the card:
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Trader Joe’s employees hate it when you try to force your way into the bathroom:
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Trader Joe’s employees hate it when you leave your trash all over the store…
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Trader Joe’s employees hate it when you sneak up on them like some kind of supermarket ghoul:
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Trader Joe’s employees can’t stand it when you ignore the obvious signs that the register is actually open:
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Trader Joe’s employees hate it when you stand too close to them:
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Trader Joe’s employees hate it when you can’t even begin to describe the very specific product you are looking for:
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Trader Joe’s employees hate it when you do a little taste test in the store:
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Trader Joe’s employees hate it when you completely ignore their patented small talk:
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Trader Joe’s employees hate it when you throw money at them:
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Trader Joe’s employees hate having to dig to the center of the earth for a bag:
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Trader Joe’s employees hate it when you lose your temper over a tiny bag:
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The employees at Trader Joe’s can’t stand it when you make this stupid joke:
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Trader Joe’s employees hate it when you miss what’s right in front of you:
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Trader Joe’s employees hate it when you leave your shopping cart in your parking lot like a barbarian:
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Trader Joe’s employees hate being given wet, slimy bags to pack groceries in:
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Trader Joe’s employees hate it when you can’t follow the directions on the menu:
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And the employees at Trader Joe’s hate it when you don’t take the time to read:
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Trader Joe’s employees love it when you don’t tell them your whole life story when answering a question:
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Trader Joe’s employees would love for you to help pack your groceries:
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Trader Joe’s employees will be happy if you know how gift cards work:
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And the employees at Trader Joe’s are happy when they realize how annoying some customers can be:
