As the long-awaited Eras tour now stops in London, fans are busy choosing their outfits and memorizing the lyrics – but there is one thing they should not forget: planning those crucial toilet breaks.
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But then you realize: you have to pee. You don’t want to miss a single second, but nature is calling…
Since the mega concert lasts an incredible 3 hours and 25 minutes, it is almost inevitable that you will need a bathroom break at some point.
Luckily, Victorian Plumbing’s online bathroom specialists have done the research necessary to help you time your pit stops perfectly.
Here are three ideal times during the concert when it wouldn’t be so bad to sneak away for a bathroom break.
The smallest person who ever lived
“One of the best ways to escape for a quick bathroom break is to listen to ‘The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived’. The track is one of Taylor’s more recent releases and is currently the least streamed song on her prospective setlist (excluding surprise songs),” explains Alex Woods of Victorian Plumbing.
He adds: “So it’s probably not your favorite activity and maybe the optimal time to run to the bathroom.”
The song also lasted 4 minutes and 5 seconds – just enough time to fast (here all day!) Take care of your needs and come back before it’s over.
Cruel summer
If you go the other way, “Cruel Summer” might be a good time to do it. It’s Swift’s most-streamed song, “which means lines will likely be shortest during this part of her set as Swifties stick around for their favorite song.”
However, Woods warns: “This may not be the ideal time, as it is probably one of your top picks as well…”
All Too Well (10 minute version)
And if you prefer a longer break, “All Too Well” is a top choice.
It’s “Taylor’s longest song expected in her set, lasting exactly 10 minutes,” says Woods. “It gives fans the most time to go to the bathroom and back to their seats without missing another song.”
“The song is also a fan favorite, which means the queues will be much shorter than for some of their less popular songs,” he points out.
Happy peeing, Swifties!
