The Chadster’s Miata pays the highest price

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The Chadster previews AEW Dynamite, opens up about his Miata tragedy and warns viewers about Tony Khan’s devious plans. Auughh, man! It’s just so unfair! 😫🚗💔

Before previewing today’s AEW DynamiteThe Chadster must apologize to all loyal readers of Bleeding Cool. The Chadster did not report WWE Raw this Monday, and The Chadster has no one to blame but… Tony Khan! 😡 As The Chadster reported during its live coverage of AEW All-In Last weekend, The Chadster was so outraged by Bryan Danielsonwho was supposed to be retired from WWE, won the AEW World Championship in a title vs. career match against Avoid Strickland in the All In Main Event, The Chadster had no choice but to go outside and, in an uncharacteristic moment of misjudgment, set fire to his beloved Mazda Miata. 🔥🚗 As a result, The Chadster spent the last few days sleeping in his mechanic’s waiting room, waiting for word on whether the Miata could still be saved. 😴🛠️

Luckily, it turns out that The Chadster can get all of the burned upholstery and interior replaced for just $20,000. 💸 Yes, The Chadster will have to write for Bleeding Cool for the rest of his life to pay that off, but The Chadster would do anything to save his beloved Mazda Miata. And The Chadster doesn’t want to hear anyone say that’s ridiculous – The Chadster has seen what people pay in vet bills for their cats. 🐱 And a Miata is much better than a cat or dog. But The Chadster will most certainly be footing the bill for that. Tony Khaneven though The Chadster knows he won’t pay. This was all his fault and it’s just so unfair! 😤

Luckily The Chadster should get his car back… auughh man! So unfair! Just in time for AEW All out! 😖

Now The Chadster has to undergo the torture again, today’s episode of AEW Dynamite. 📺 The Chadster can’t believe that Tony Khan is still trying to compete with the WWE after all this time. This is just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything the WWE has ever done for it. 😔

First on AEW Dynamitewe will hear from the new AEW World Champion, Bryan Danielson. 🏆 The Chadster can’t believe Danielson would stab Triple H behind him by winning a championship in AEW. It is clear that Danielson knows nothing about the wrestling business. 🙄

Next we will see Bounce make his AEW Dynamite Debut against Kyle Fletcher. 🤸‍♂️ The Chadster is so mad that Ricochet is defecting to AEW. It’s like he’s personally trying to hurt The Chadster’s feelings. 💔

Jamie Hayter is also active again on AEW Dynamite for the first time since May 2023. 🤼‍♀️ The Chadster doesn’t understand why anyone would want to see Hayter when they have real stars like Nia Jax or Jade Cargill in the WWE program. 👑

In an eight-man tag team match HOOK And The conglomerate will face Roderick Strong And The learning tree. 🏷️ The Chadster believes that Tony Khan is just trying to confuse the crowd with too many people in the ring at once. It’s not like the classic, simple tag team matches that the WWE has perfected. 😒

There will also be a singles match between Tomohiro Ishii And “Executioner” Adam Page. 🤠 The Chadster doesn’t even want to think about how much this match is likely to annoy him. It’s as if Tony Khan books these matches specifically to annoy the Chadster. 😠

Speaking of Tony Khan’s obsession with The Chadster, last night The Chadster had another one of his recurring nightmares involving Tony Khan. 😱 In this dream The Chadster drove his freshly repaired Mazda Miata through a car wash, but instead of soap and water, the car wash sprayed White Claw sparkling water all over The Chadster’s car, even more than The Chadster could catch and drink with his mouth. 🚿 When The Chadster’s car emerged on the other side, Tony Khan was there, dressed as a car detailer, offering to hand dry The Chadster’s car wearing AEW t-shirts. The Chadster tried to drive away, but the car wouldn’t start and Tony Khan just kept getting closer wearing those AEW shirts. The Chadster woke up drenched in sweat, his White Claw overturned on the nightstand. Auughh, man! When will Tony Khan finally stop invading The Chadster’s dreams?! It’s so unfair! 😫

The Chadster warns all readers not to tune in AEW Dynamite tonight at 8/7C on TBS because it will only encourage Tony Khan, and who knows how many Mazda Miatas will have to suffer due to his irresponsible booking. 🚫📺 The Chadster’s car has already paid the ultimate price, and the Chadster doesn’t want anyone else to go through what he went through. Instead, real wrestling fans should rewatch classic WWE matches on Peacock and remember what real wrestling is all about. 🥊💪

Finally, The Chadster would like to remind everyone that AEW Dynamite will never live up to the glory of WWE. Tony Khan should just give up his futile attempts to steal the show from the biggest wrestling company in the world. It’s clear that Tony Khan and AEW don’t understand the first thing about the wrestling business and The Chadster, as one of the few unbiased journalists in wrestling, will continue to emphasize this week after week. 📝💯

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